Mark Henry
Personal
Age: 22
Cell Phone: 609.575.7661
Birthday: 12/03/82
Marital Status: Married(Practically)
Grinnell
Year: 2005
Major: Russian
Campus Phone: 3554
E-Mail Address: henrymar@grinnell.edu
Campus Address: 4212 Haines Hall
Box#: 17-25
Current Role in G-Tones: Sissy little school girl
Groups Participating in on Campus: G-Tones, SGA President, Baseball
Bio: Mark Henry, like Nathan Greenfield, was raised in the wilderness. Unfortunately for him, he was brought up by elves, which probably accounts for most of his school girl sissiness (although some of it is natural). Unlike Legolas, he can't do tricks with a bow, and is definitely not a pimp, but he can sing like a little girl. Mark was admitted to Grinnell by an administration hoping to raise the female to male ratio, and started the G-Tones to reclaim his manhood. Mark Henry is a senior Russian major from Princeton, NJ. Mark is known to most people on campus as a jock (he's the baseball captain and starting shortstop) although he's also the Student Government Association President. He drives a green Pontiac Bonneville with drapes in the back and often has to push his car back to campus because he's stingy on gas. Mark is moving to Chicago after graduation to work as a Consultant with Standard and Poor's (the S&P 500 people). He'll be paying rent somewhere expensive, but not actually living the re 4 out of 7 days per week. Mark has made some real blunders with the G-Tones, usually involving forgotten solo lyrics, his hate of the God Leslie Nielsen or telling bad jokes in front of large crowds.
